Thursday, July 26, 2007

to apply or not? :P

I have 2 questions for you:

1) If you were a freelance designer, would you apply for a job described as follows (text in red)?
2) If the answer is yes, what would you charge per month? :P


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If you are a motivated, talented, forward-thinking individual, keep reading.

We are a captivating, expanding company that is seeking extraordinary new team members FULL OF ENERGY who wish to grow with a small company.

We are primarily Internet-based, addressing an important void in the Adult Entertainment industry (and no, we are not at all about porn!).

Our company has an exciting vision for growth that demands a committed team who can think outside the box; a vision that only A+ workers can wrap their head around because they love challenges.

Our firm is currently seeking a p/t graphic web designer.

To fill this position, we desire a professional who is accustomed to working with small companies like ours & is creative in finding ways to stretch a dollar.

A Qualified Job Candidate is one who:

* Has a full portfolio* Can design just headers, or full websites (NO CODING), we are just looking for the design & yes, we do want the PSD files

* Logo design experience an asset* Knows how to optimize graphics

* Has been working online for min. 1-2 years


While your graphic design skills may get your foot in our door, your Interpersonal Skills are just as important. Our Ideal Team Members are:

* Detail-oriented and confident in making suggestions when they see that something may be improved.

* Not just team oriented, but loves to get involved in the growth of companies. You have always been labeled "ambitious".

* healthy - missing work for you is not commonplace.

* Organized, and have the ability to set and meet deadlines.

* Excellent in English communication skills (both written and verbal); able to follow explicit instructions, on the phone and via e-mail.

* Never reluctant to ask questions in an effort to understand the full picture.

* Flexible in redirecting their project plans should a major change arise.

* Ethical, and possessing a strong personal commitment to their word (our word is always golden).

* Friendly, down to earth, and have a heaping dose of common sense.


Do you have what it takes? If so, we'd like to hear from you. Please do the following:

1. Put the keywords "I'm your new graphic web designer" at the top of your bid.

2. Provide us with your online portfolio.

3. Forward us your professional references who can verify your design abilities.

4. Include your best small business hourly rate + a firm price on doing just a header. If you need to see examples of what we are talking about, let us know.

Please note that time is of the essence. If you lack some of the important qualifications listed above, or if you do not have the time or dedication to fulfill this job because of another job to which you are already committed, please do not respond to this ad.

Thank you
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Did you read it from start to end? :) I can tell you that I meet that kind of weird *cough-sghugh* project descriptions maybe 1-2 per year, and guess what, many freelancers are interested to work with a company like that :) yes, yes, I know it's just to sort the shit out but.. come on :) maybe some more humanity?

Also, my answers:

1) For sure
2) $20,000+

:P

Wednesday, July 04, 2007

Lithium Picnic



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- It's a gate of Denia Castle, photogpaphed in June 2007 -
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First, I could not refuse to share this link with you: LithiumPicnic in DA - very classy art again :-) Pay attention to the current ID also, the nice yadda-yadda of photographic terms written in the blackboard, not to mention how deep is the expression in his face. Really enjoyable. Where do all these ideas come from? Admirable. I also like the name "lithium picnic", it's something different.. .. .. ..

I still have not found a good photo to post with this message, so I guess next time. It is actually quite hard to choose, I'm sure if I had a chance to see someone's raw material, it would be much easier to pick up good works. For example, working two weeks on someone's 3 years of digital pics, maybe a 30,000 or more, and then selecting 100 best works out from there, without previously knowing, which works are selected by author first as the best ones. That would be the way we could learn to value our arts seen through someone's else eyes. Preferably someone working/actiong at the same area though-- or what do you think?

.. so..

.. If you are THIS person, let's exchange, I'll give you all my (probably 20,000+) photos of recent 3 years, and you'll give me yours. Maybe even to publish an exhibition of the works we got? And maybe even involve more people to first make the project more fun, second to have more quality exhibition later.

I lied for you about the photo, I finally found one that I like :) traditionally placed as a first item in the post :P

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

if you have a minute..

.. to spend five minutes with browsing beautiful art... then...
here! -> link <- some quality photography by Gwendolyn Kraehenfuss :-)